Capitalist Cavemen

Saul sets it up with an intriguing introduction of tonight’s episode. Thank you President Trump for freeing the rapper that was held in an overseas jail! Moving in to setting the scene for a new bartender in artificial intelligence, AOC’s crazy is taking on all new highs calling for riots in Israel and the “poor” United States neighborhoods and let’s make sure to take note of your credit as computer hackers have learned how to torment citizens by the millions sharing personal/private information on the dark web. Before the crew gets too caught up in the opening with opinion and banter, Saul turns it over to find out what’s hot in the Crazy Chronicles. Hysterics and tears roll out of the first conversation when a man in Mexico claims to have the largest penis in hopes of scoring a place in the Guinness Book of World Records; such a shame that the radiologist uncovered the flaw in his plan identifying his “average” size. Finally, a win for Heidi, Tim actually approved! Next up a quick mention of cocaine and a special kind of stupid for smuggling the drug under his toupee. No worries, Tim has your PSA on smuggling cocaine in your butthole… But hold on there, we might have another PSA for you. Off-brand chargers for your cell phone can be dangerous to your person. A quick cover of special intelligence when a bank robber provides the bank with his name and address. Before rolling to a final article we attempt to cover the new pussification of youth but Tim’s ADD kicks in and covers the latest freeway back-up. The guys just miss as they cruise under the scene. Jeremy gets a little mouthy about weeding out the weak and promoting more jumpers with score cards. With that Saul and the guys move to discuss for the first time, AOC and the delusional promotion of rioting for non-American causes. Palestine’s fictious oppression and the insane claim that Israel and the Jewish communities are to blame in history. The discussion then heads into political movements and refugees overseas as related to the ridiculous AOC comments. Listen up folks, the reality of how the movement is becoming more tragic in the United States needs to be stopped. Socialism is on the rise here and America needs to remember the most successful Capitalist government in the world and the importance to work harder to block this social movement. If you don’t want to hear it here, check out #WalkAway Campaign. Saul wraps up the show with a compelling example of our nation’s foundation in ‘How the Cavemen rose to Capitalism!’ All this and more on this episode of The Saulty Show.

Hosts: Saul, Tim, Jeremy